Definition of Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to appease the lawyers. Although it will go without saying a few lines into this, General Gonzo S. Patton stands by the insults and offensive language herein. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to hit the mark and pass undue judgment, and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you at the NSA, too). Before you hurt someone over this, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Progressives. Thank you and kiss my Constitution-loving ass. P.S. We sincerely apologize to all Progressives out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Progressives. General Gonzo S. Patton despises the filthy Progressives, and it is our intention to slight these stupid creatures in every way. Thank you again and blow me.
These filthy Marxist rat bastards, a.k.a. the Progressives, rant about many things stupid, ludicrous, and without factual basis [because, for them, being a Stalinist tool is a religion, even though they despise religion and are too stupid to see they are worshipping the Progressive wet dream], but, lately, they are worked up over the Democrats’ shutdown of the government. The government shuts down every weekend. Who cares? The government is not like White Castle. It is better when government shuts down. Even the Kos crowd hates Obamacare. When you have lost the Kos Kids, you have lost the world. Or something.
The Occupy idiots at Crooks and Liars, the filthy, Communist rat bastards who are for collectivism and hate capitalism, have become filthy little whores for capitalism, making money off of the mindless zombies who frequent their shitty site and click on their advertisers links. What? Communists, collectivists and socialists, oh my…..making a profit, taking a salary and not redistributing the money to those within the cause, or something….what ass clowns and hypocrites…shame on you, Crooks and Liars, for being crooks and liars.
The genetic miscreants at Salon.com are further off the rails in their whining and bitching about Conservatives and the GOP. The irrational, psychotic Left blames the GOP for Obama and Dingy Pederast Reid for shutting down the government. Genius. No, more like Islamic fanatics. Progressives are worse than Islamic idiots, for the Progressives just make stuff up as they go along without the aid of a bipolar pedophile leader. But, in true Marxist/Alinsky form, Salon.com then accuses the GOP of racism, failing to recognize that the half-white Barack Obama is the one responsible for the government shutdown and the entire nonsensical rhetoric coming out of his facial orifice. The Left proclaim Obama the first black President, which is another liberal lie. Barack Obama is the first biracial President. He lacks the ability to be either black or white, he merely is….and what Obama is, just happens to be the largest threat to America that our great country has ever faced. Mullah Obama is worse than Woodrow Wilson.
Of course the Marxists over at the Huffington Post fail to recognize the United States of America as the Representative Republic that it is; instead they think it is a Democracy. Turning the Republic into a Democracy in the media is an attempt to brainwash the masses into believing in majority rule when the masses cannot get their heads out of their asses. Mortgage fraud Chris Dodd is screaming we must do this for the kids, open the government and let the corruption, like the spice, flow. The two days of the week the government is shut down are the best two days of the week, and with an extended shutdown it is time to break out the bridge, scotch, and dead women, and party like Kennedys.
King Hussein Obama has gone over the edge in his tyrannical, maniacal, and ego-driven mental masturbation and self-flagellation. Barack Hussein Obama has enlisted the entire State-run media in the government shutdown to drive the American people mad with blood lust towards the GOP. To top it all off, the Obamacare exemption carved out for the House and Senate was a conspiracy, a partnership between the Democrats, the Republicans, and the Communist Dictator in Chief. Harry Reid, that piece of human excrement who runs the Senate, released emails from that other two-legged carp, Speaker Boehner, conspired to make the unholy trinity and sodomize the American people.
There are no Democrats, no Republicans, only the Marxist elite in power and We the People. If the Obamacare unholy trinity is not enough, what has been done regarding Benghazi besides nothing? What about the NSA spying? Not a damn thing other than some noise to appease the fat asses of the masses. What happened with the IRS scandal? They are still being used as a weapon; just ask Doctor Ben Carson who got to meet with them after calling out the Obama elite. Things are not getting better, they are getting worse. As one of the ones being trampled upon, what are you prepared to do about it? Will you demand President B. Hussein Obama resign by filling the highways, byways, and public thoroughfares during deep traffic times, bringing this nation to a standstill? One last act of civil disobedience before Americans exercise their rights as a free people to push back against tyranny in a manner that will surely lead to watering the Tree of Liberty – that is all that can be asked.
General Gonzo S. Patton – The Dude Abides